averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America."

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

starexorcist:

padalickingood:

AFTER DAYS I FINALLY FINISHED!

So here’s s a big ‘ol welcome to the new Achievement Hunters Axialmatt and Jerem6401 !! Wanted to try and draw something neat and clean for once *faints* never doing that again. 

FINALLY

NEW WALLPAPER GET

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

abstractcontraption:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing

why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t

Because you’re right

  • werewolf: hi friend
  • werewolf's friend: okay i'm glad you're here
  • werewolf: right BARK at you
  • werewolf's friend: see this is the problem. you've been making too many werewolf puns. i get embracing the werewolf lifestyle but this is too much.
  • werewolf: oh man why are you HOUNDING me about this again
  • werewolf's friend: i love you but this is getting annoying
  • werewolf: i don't know what you MOON
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: my puns make people HOWL with laughter
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: like the other day i was WAGGING down the street
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and i said to somebody "hey, let me tell you a TAIL"
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and they said "go for it, if you can"
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and i said well of course LYCAN
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and they said "hey that was a good pun"
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and i said yes i'm AWARE...WOLF
  • werewolf's friend: i'm getting you a fucking muzzle
gay8:

softestfawn:

i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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gay8:

softestfawn:

i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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A message from brainy-twilight


Wait, what's this about brain thievery?

facts-i-just-made-up:

theauthorman:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Brain hacking is a serious problem in the future. Be sure to take notice of any of the signs your brain has been hacked:

  • You have a sudden change of opinion.
  • You can’t remember something you think you’d have remembered.
  • You experience Déjà Vu more than two times in succession, or think you did.
  • You find yourself committing a crime you have no motive to commit.
  • You greet people by recommending a blog you’ve never read.
  • You love someone you should not love, such as Nash Grier.
  • You write to a blog on anon to tell them to stop advertising their novel.
  • You find The Big Bang Theory funny.
  • You find the TV Show “The Big Bang Theory” funny.
  • You see a blinking light saying the FBI has locked your brain due to pornographic thoughts.
  • People find you interesting for a change.
  • Your robotic arms try to strangle you, or those around you.
  • You spend over 30 minutes a day on tumblr.
  • You find you like Gilbert and Sullivan when you’re generally a metalhead.
  • You like metal when you’re generally a gilbertandsullivanhead.
  • Someone tells you, “I hacked your brain.”
  • You quit your job to live out you lifelong dream of writing spam to people you never met.
  • You send all your money to a foreign prince.
  • A “Sponsored” logo appears in the corner of your vision.
  • You actually like Brussels sprouts.
  • Seriously nobody likes fucking Brussels sprouts.
  • They taste like armpits.

I like brussels sprouts :(

YOU’VE BEEN HACKED!!! GET TO A DOCTOR!!!

nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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shavostars:

I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.

Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!

I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

bubonickitten:

bekutaa:

mrdappersden:

I Don’t Understand Young People And They Scare Me: I Just Want To Live In The Past Forever

bubonickitten:

bekutaa:

mrdappersden:

I Don’t Understand Young People And They Scare Me: I Just Want To Live In The Past Forever

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iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense